It’s shocking to me how many people I’ve randomly met that are keeping blogs of their time in Sevilla. Every one I stumble upon gives me new ideas of things to do with mine (that I’ve obviously been seriously slacking on implementing…). On the right sidebar I’ve put some links to a few of them. Check them out!
There is something about Spain that makes me crave chocolate like you wouldn’t believe. I made a Burger King pit stop on the walk home tonight to get the BK version of a McFlurry. Made my day.
Today I played a game with my senora’s grandson, Javier. He’s 7 (I think). I had been sitting in my room doing some reading for my European relations class when I heard giggling and dice from the living room. I went to investigate and it was the best decision I’d made all day. Javier and Loli were playing a dice game- basically the Spanish version of Yatzee, except without pre-printed score cards and with different dice. Instead of the usual numbers 1-6 on the dice they had a red circle = the ace, K = el rey, Q = caballero, J = jotah, 8 red dots = rojo, and 8 black dots = negro. I wish I had a video of Javier giggling and shouting with joy in Spanish as he and Loli rolled the dice and tried to get the most of one thing. After their game ended, my senora went to go make dinner and Javier and I watched some Bob Esponja- or Spongebob en espanol. Me encanta Bob Esponja!! Spongebob, in English, drives me crazy. It’s loud and annoying and not very funny, but en espanol, it’s basically the most entertaining show on television! Javier knows all the words to the opening song and sings along every time. My senora even joins in most of the time! And to see Sponge Bob doing ridiculous things with funny Spanish voiced dubbed over is far more entertaining than it sounds.
After a few minutes of intense Bob Esponja viewing I asked Javier to teach me how to play his game. He was sooooo excited to play again and began, in his 7 year old Spanish voice, to explain how to play. The explanation basically consisted of “roll the dice three times!” My senora came in from the kitchen and in her always patient voice slowly explained to me the gist of the game. We had a blast! Javier would roll and then squeal with excitement when he got good dice. Every time a turn was over he would shout “Abuela! Tengo tres rojos!” or “Abuela! Que es quatro reyes?” Loli would bustle into the living room and count out the points for him and show him where to write it on the hand-drawn score card. I was pretty terrible at the game- which can all be attributed to bad dice, of course. I would get a terrible roll with absolutely nothing I needed and Javier would shake his head and say “Que pena…” Needless to say I lost by 25…. Javier was “el campion!”
On the subject of games, Lauren, Maureen, Katie and I attempted to go play some basketball yesterday. Yes, I know the thought of me playing basketball can be quite hilarious, but lucky for me we didn’t get the chance to play an actual game. There is one outdoor basketball court that we know of and when we got there about 50 middle-aged men were hanging out on the court. When I say hanging out what I really mean is taking up space in a location that was massively inconvenient and completely unnecessary. After waiting for about 20 minutes under the impression that there was no way they could just stand there for very long, I asked one of them what was going on. Apparently they were practicing for Semana Santa and would be leaving in 5 minutes. Thirty minutes later they were still standing and still not practicing. Luckily, there was an outdoor exercise park right next to the court. About ten different “machines” were scattered around a patch of sand about the size of a tennis court, maybe a little bigger. They were made of yellow, circular metal tubes.

Step 1

Step 2!
My favorite was one where you stood on a small platform, just big enough for both of my feet to fit. There were two “handles” which were really just metal poles right a bottom-of-the-lung height. I stood on the platform, held the handles and swung my legs side to side, like a pendulum. It was an ab machine! In the middle of a park! Que guay! There was another one that had a huge wheel- like you’d find on a ship, except made of yellow metal. I can’t for the life of me figure out what it’s supposed to do. I tried everything from spinning it with one hand to holding each of the little red handles in each hand and turning it to stretch my arms. I was befuddled. Needless to say we were gloriously entertained for awhile…. but outdoor exercise equipment is only fun for so long.
Finally we decided to storm the court and take charge of one of the hoops. As we started shooting hoops the plethora of Spanish guys became our audience. When one of us would make it, they applauded. If we missed, the booed or groaned. At first it was a bit unnerving, but soon we learned to ignore it. With only about as much room as from the free throw line to the hoop, our play was constrained to just shooting hoops. Fantastic! I was basically a balla’.

My sweet bball moves

I'm Protecting and Defending. Be intimidated.
No worries. I have a great future in the game of HORSE. Lauren suggested we come play every Saturday… She nominated me as the hoop-guarder. All I have to do is stand under the hoop, catch the ball and shoot it. I think I can do that! I even came up with a slogan! “Protect and Defend”– It originated because there was a tiny little boy hanging out with his dad in the ridiculously unnecessary pow-wow and we almost took him out with the ball about 10 times. I decided to “protect and defend” the little boy and posted up right in front of him to block the ball should it come flying at him again. The slogan was so catchy I decided to apply it to all my basketball endeavors, whether it makes sense or not.

Balla'